I heard about Doogie Howser being gay the other day. I wasn’t surprised. His parents really pushed him to become a doctor at such a young age.
Oh wait, that’s not right. He has a real name. Kneel Patrick Harris… er…Sorry Neal.
Now I am really confused. In “Harold and Kumar”, Neal played himself and humped a car seat. I guess maybe this explains why they never catered to Neal’s request and never made it to a strip club during the excursion. That would have been uncomfortable.